in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
"Uh, what music does my kid listen to? He’s less than 2 he listens to whatever the fuck he can hear."
my heart is beating so fast i just googled “how many dogs are there in the world” and an article in 2012 says that there are around 525 million and i can’t believe it that is so many dogs, and so many of them are happy and wagging their tails and they love u and they want 2 give u little puppy kisses and lie in the sun or trot in the snow and they are alive and they make me want to be alive also
Hands down, my favorite reoccurring joke.
Calvin and Hobbes forever! :DYou forgot this one XD
TINY BEAN FEET!!!
CHUBBY CAT PAWS
I wonder what its like not to have permanent dark circles under your eyes
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seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always
gets bitten on the neck by a snake.
"Can you get a close-in on this?"
I will never not love this man with all my heart.